Saturday, April 30, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
I'm mad. I feel like want to punch somebody in the nuts/ovaries. My day is always a fragile one, it is easily ruined by stupid trivial things. I have zero tolerance towards stupidity. Why God created stupid people at first place? Wait, there is a God? That's a dumb question. But why? Why the coffee machine has to break down? Why the coffee machine was spilling oil? Why the coffee machine is no longer leased and got to be returned?? Argh, fuck you. Speaking of ruined days, here are some of the things that ruin mine:
- Justin Bieber
- Rebecca Black (heard it in a KFC today, I slapped the manager's face with a tray)
- Waking up to both douchebags above on radio
- Going into work early.
- Going into work late.
- Going into work period.
- Customer's complaint (bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch...)
- Lunch hour is only one hour.
- Women, old people and P license driving slow on the fast lane.
- Traffic jam at Federal Highway.
- Traffic jam at any highway, any intersections, any roundabouts and any emergency lanes (Ambulance stuck at there, good, at least the ill have to wait with me).
- Stop signs, red lights, yellow lights, road bumps.
- People that are in good mood all the time
- People updating idiotic status on Twitter or Facebook (who cares where you are dining or what shits you're chewing, oh yeah, go chew some shits.)
- Colleagues passing around Pringles.
- Better pay and bonus at other companies
- Filing income tax
- Not going to work.
- Not waking up.
- Seeing someone run towards me in the elevator while I press the "CLOSE DOOR" button.
- Pulling the door shut behind me when I see someone coming towards me with their hands full.
- Not letting people merge into traffic.
- Forcing people to take the wrong exit because I wouldn't let them change lanes.
- Honking my horn at an intersection, then pretending like I don't know who honked just to confuse people.
- Honk at the school buses that park in front of school compound.
- Drive slowly at fast lane and don't bother to budge despite the butthole behind me is flashing the light
- Spraying water towards dogs or cats.
- Sit my ass in lazy chair and eat
- Park into a parking spot where there isa person waiting for it before me and I'll give him a fuck yeah face.
- Laughing at people who trip and fall
- Beating up children. (Illustration provided as below)
- Pissing people off with things that I mentioned above.
Friday, April 8, 2011
Justin Bieber is the dumbest thing since High School Musical. I fucking hate him, with a fucking passion, I'm so much emo when I hear that name or his stupid songs on radio. I wish I had a loud speaker and say this to him in his pussy face--"YOU HAVE NO TALENT WHATSOEVER". He got his fame just because some producer saw him on Youtube and thought "Hey, a somewhat good looking teenager who can not really sing but I can make him famous and make millions because girls will lose their minds over his looks, not his talent!". Do you know that there are a ton of bands out there that have lots of talent but aren't getting the exposure this kid is getting? Some of them would kill to be that famous, and they have the talent to be that famous, but no, little Justin Bieber is all over the place soaking up the spotlight. It's a giant ass marketing ploy cater to patronize young dumb bitches. It's ridiculous.
Justin Bieber sings like there's a cold cucumber stuck up his ass and his balls stapled to his crotch, way to go to delay your puberty. I don't want to hear his music, I don't want to hear his bullshit. I don't even want to risk hearing it by accident on someone else's radio. Justin Bieber makes me SICK, what a sack of puke.
I can't understand why anyone likes him, or his "music". I try to find reasons of his songs' popularity. First, I went to YouTube, whoa, bad decision, not only I have to endure listening to shitty music that is hurting my ears, but there are NO praising comments at all, I'm glad that there are 1,224,848 YouTube users whom share my enthusiasm of hating JB. Then, I tried to look around the rest of the internet, to my dismay, the center of the discussion is around the hate against JB and since the fanbase of JB is made out of prepubescent tweens and teens, the best reason they can come out of is "Justin Bieber is AMAZING. He has real talent, and hes adorable." Yeah, dumb kids, go and learn how to spell and get your grammar right, ok?
Now, why i hate his music so much? I guess everyone has heard of "Baby" this shit already, this song sucks so much because of the tag-team-JB-and-Ludacris duo of shitty music (JB can't rap, so fans, you call that talented??), the forced and flat monotonous auto-tune (again), and its stupid fan base. Here's what JB fans have to say:
"This song is so sad. i remeber getting my heart brokein for the first time it sucked. and i always wanted to be more then just friends. in this song he is begging for his love to be with him not to leave him because he cant go on with out her its truly a beautiful song.!"
Here's the chorus of the song:
"And I'm like, Baby, baby, baby ohh, Like, Baby, baby, baby noo, Like, Baby, baby, baby ohh, Thought you'd always be mine (mine)"
And more poignant verse:
"I'm gone, Yeahh, yeah, yeah, Yeahh, yeahhh. Now I'm all gone, Yeahh, yeah, yeah, Yeahh, yeahhh"
Yeah, real "sad" and "heart broken", dipshit. Dumb kids must be blind when they failed to see in the MV that JB was flippin' his jacket, moonwalking, rubbing his crotch and squeezing his ass face to look emotional. Pussy.
The next stupid song is "Never say never", equally dumb as the movie "Karate Kid" as it was featured in. According to danchris2455, the song is:
"Encouraging profoundly!The beat is sick,the lyrics were intrepreted very well and her got to collaborate w/ the karate kid himself Jayden Smith.2 of the promising stars of tomorrow who will take us by a storm for sure.I had been patiently waiting for the Smith's offspring to be on d limelight.They were really impressive back in the days when their parnets introduce them tot he world.On Justin Bieber's pocodot' site,he dishes some of the fun stuffs they sgare w/ lovanle girlfriend Selena Gomez"
WTF is he supposed to mean? You're gargling the keyboard, learn to type and spell correctly, asshole. I also hate assholes who don't space the word after a punctuation; What is so encouraging about that song??? How does it motivate me by listening to a teenage pussy yammering "never say never"?? What's motivating? THIS. God, these dumb kids have made FM radio unlistenable. I'd rather have my ears sawed off than listen to JB's shit.
Saturday, April 2, 2011
I don't really like the pizza from Pizza Hut. However, they have one secret weapon in their outlets as saving grace--Tabasco sauce, it's a condiment acting like a magic wand that can transform a thick pastry pile of puke into mouth watering