Friday, April 8, 2011

I Hate Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is the dumbest thing since High School Musical. I fucking hate him, with a fucking passion, I'm so much emo when I hear that name or his stupid songs on radio. I wish I had a loud speaker and say this to him in his pussy face--"YOU HAVE NO TALENT WHATSOEVER". He got his fame just because some producer saw him on Youtube and thought "Hey, a somewhat good looking teenager who can not really sing but I can make him famous and make millions because girls will lose their minds over his looks, not his talent!". Do you know that there are a ton of bands out there that have lots of talent but aren't getting the exposure this kid is getting? Some of them would kill to be that famous, and they have the talent to be that famous, but no, little Justin Bieber is all over the place soaking up the spotlight. It's a giant ass marketing ploy cater to patronize young dumb bitches. It's ridiculous. 

Justin Bieber sings like there's a cold cucumber stuck up his ass and his balls stapled to his crotch, way to go to delay your puberty. I don't want to hear his music, I don't want to hear his bullshit. I don't even want to risk hearing it by accident on someone else's radio. Justin Bieber makes me SICK, what a sack of puke. 

I can't understand why anyone likes him, or his "music". I try to find reasons of his songs' popularity. First, I went to YouTube, whoa, bad decision, not only I have to endure listening to shitty music that is hurting my ears, but there are NO praising comments at all, I'm glad that there are 1,224,848 YouTube users whom share my enthusiasm of hating JB. Then, I tried to look around the rest of the internet, to my dismay, the center of the discussion is around the hate against JB and since the fanbase of JB is made out of prepubescent tweens and teens, the best reason they can come out of is "Justin Bieber is AMAZING. He has real talent, and hes adorable." Yeah,  dumb kids, go and learn how to spell and get your grammar right, ok?

Now, why i hate his music so much? I guess everyone has heard of "Baby" this shit already, this song sucks so much because of the tag-team-JB-and-Ludacris duo of shitty music (JB can't rap, so fans, you call that talented??), the forced and flat monotonous auto-tune (again), and its stupid fan base. Here's what JB fans have to say

"This song is so sad. i remeber getting my heart brokein for the first time it sucked. and i always wanted to be more then just friends. in this song he is begging for his love to be with him not to leave him because he cant go on with out her its truly a beautiful song.!"

Here's the chorus of the song:

"And I'm like, Baby, baby, baby ohh, Like, Baby, baby, baby noo, Like, Baby, baby, baby ohh, Thought you'd always be mine (mine)" 

And more poignant verse:

"I'm gone, Yeahh, yeah, yeah, Yeahh, yeahhh. Now I'm all gone, Yeahh, yeah, yeah, Yeahh, yeahhh"

Yeah, real "sad" and "heart broken", dipshit. Dumb kids must be blind when they failed to see in the MV that JB was flippin' his jacket, moonwalking, rubbing his crotch and squeezing his ass face to look emotional. Pussy.

The next stupid song is "Never say never", equally dumb as the movie "Karate Kid" as it was featured in. According to danchris2455, the song is:

"Encouraging profoundly!The beat is sick,the lyrics were intrepreted very well and her got to collaborate w/ the karate kid himself Jayden Smith.2 of the promising stars of tomorrow who will take us by a storm for sure.I had been patiently waiting for the Smith's offspring to be on d limelight.They were really impressive back in the days when their parnets introduce them tot he world.On Justin Bieber's pocodot' site,he dishes some of the fun stuffs they sgare w/ lovanle girlfriend Selena Gomez"

WTF is he supposed to mean? You're gargling the keyboard, learn to type and spell correctly, asshole.  I also hate assholes who don't space the word after a punctuation; What is so encouraging about that song??? How does it motivate me by listening to a teenage pussy yammering "never say never"?? What's motivating? THIS. God, these dumb kids have made FM radio unlistenable. I'd rather have my ears sawed off than listen to JB's shit.

What happens to boys nowadays? Aren't people self-conscious any more? What kind of message is he sending to people? "Hey, looking gay is the trend. LOLL~~~~"

Delete the word "manliness" from dictionary and kill me off already

From the way he sings and how late he is hitting puberty, he's likely no balls. It's beyond my fathom why girls would go crazy on a boy with hermaphrodite features? It's these pussies that keep flooding the media with shitty music and gay fashion that ruin everything. Girls used to like manly men like Gregory Peck, Paul Newman, Clint Eastwood, Brad Pitt, etc. Men like them are now extinct, girls like pussies who dress like gay, maybe one day in the future everyone would have gotten so sexually confused and ultimately lead to the extinction of human being. And speaking of sexually confusion, I always thought Ellen Page was hot until I saw these pictures...

Ellen Page is one of my many sexual fantasies...until a douche called Justin Bieber rose to his fame. If I had Ellen appeared in my wet dream, how do I know she is really Ellen in my wet dream? I didn't know it was Ellen who was giving me the fellatio, or a Justin Bieber who happens to look like Ellen giving me an oral? Whoa, I feel so fucked up, can somebody just kick me into limbo?

oh, did I forget to mention about his stupid hairstyle? The bob haircut looks stupid enough already on anyone's head, it looks even more retarded on JB. And you think JB's hair is trendy? Think again, pothead, The Beatles had done so in the 60's, JB is just recycling it and groomed like we're back into 60's. Oh, he's pretty dumb too I heard.

Whether or not this is scripted, this is the message music industry trying to tell you, being a dumb kid is cool.

As if mankind haven't suffered enough already, Malaysia is also importing Justin Bieber this coming April 21. Yeah, we're scared off artists wearing skimpy outfit, but dumb kid singing in live in this land is not our concern at all. Good job, stupid girls from Malaysia, giving away your monthly allowance to this douchebag, did you know how hard your parents earn that money??

Writing this post makes me sad enough already. I don't have any more time or patience to write this garbage anymore. Pissing off now.

PS: I so wish this to happen

Stupidometer for idiotic Justin Bieber fad: 10/10 (applicable to both music of Justin Bieber and his fans)


  1. Hahaha..calm down! BTW, you should also watch the video of a 3yrs old girl crying over JB since you've watched so much of his videos. ;)

  2. Cannot calm down. Have you seen the Justin Bieber concert advertisement sponsored by tune talk? Saw it by accident on TV, steaming blood almost spilled out from my eyes. Haven't TV showed enough bullshits already??

  3. Ya, he's everywhere; TV, radio, and even cinema! Try to calm yourself down, angry will speed up the aging process.hahha..

    If I were 10years younger, I probably would crazy over him like how i crazy over BSB.

    *Pls don't hate me for saying that..hehe


    Okay, so I stumbled upon your blog after googling "Rebecca Black" and...your writing really cracks me up.

    I agree about Justin Bieber. I guess there's something appealing about guys without a strand of pubic hair.

    Honestly, I prefer clean shaven dudes myself. ;)

    Your blog is awesome.

    Keep on writing.

  5. Hi lemons, thanks for visiting and continue with the hate!