Sunday, February 27, 2011

Ubisoft is bringing you We Dare ... to be stupid?

Ok, what is seen cannot be unseen. I'm not really sure what is this all about. It seems that it may have collections of erotic minigames that may act like a great foreplay setting to stoke the flame of  love and desires.

From the trailer, we can see the gameplay involves mooching the wiimote (wii's controller), shoving up wiimote up your partner's butt and spanking it. This game even challenges you for striptease!

There's a lot curiosity on this game. I wonder how the QA team is going to beta test this game? How does single player play? By jacking off the wiimote? Wait, must I really take off my shirt for the striptease challenge? Oh, does the game come with the girls?

It's kinda stupid to me because how Nintendo is going to sell this to its core demographics? Wait, I got an update, this game is rated PEGI 12. So, it's like "Daddy, where is muh wiimote?" or "Daddy, can I have this for Christmas?" Well, what better way to teach sex ed than a video game?

Stupidity level: 9/10 (really hate the awkward acting in this trailer, but the chicks do look good)

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Fooled by love - Women come forward after being loved and left dry by Casanova

KUALA LUMPUR: Four women who discovered they were dating the same man, who eventually cheated them of their money, have banded together to make sure the same fate does not befall other women.

The women had been seeing the 30-year-old Casanova for about a month when he started asking for money.

One victim, who wished to be known only as Tang, 28, said the man she knew as Ken Isaac told her his business was having financial difficulties last year.

He eventually managed to borrow RM26,000, with some of the money coming from funds which Tang had set aside for her mother’s surgery.

“I was initially reluctant but I eventually gave in after he promised to return the money after three days,” said Tang.

Charmed and tricked: Chong and the victims (from left) Tang, Eng, Beh and Lee looking at a photo of the 30-year-old Casanova at his office in Kuala Lumpur Tuesday.
She lodged a police report last month after learning from Ken’s friend that he was duping her as well as other women.

The other victims, who only wanted to be known as Eng, Beh and Lee, all in their late 20s, said Ken had used many aliases – like Isaac Leong and Leong Ken Lee – to trick them.

Beh, who works in accounting, believed Ken had cheated at least two other women and a man of their money.

All the women, except Lee, have lodged police reports.

Lee was reluctant as the Casanova had threatened to “fix her” by claiming that he had connections with the police.

Eng said the conman had even seduced her friends and turned them against her when she cautioned them against going out with him.

The four women met MCA Public Services and Complaint Department head Datuk Michael Chong yesterday to urge other victims to come forward and lodge complaints.

“The only way we can get this guy is if more people come forward,” said Chong.

He said his department had received 22 cases involving such Casanovas since 2006, adding that many of the cases involved more than one victim.

“So far only two Casanovas have been successfully dealt with. But the women have lost their money and much more,” said Chong.

Source: The Star

More on this (you may use Google Translator for the next paragraph though the result may come out funny):

● 去年1月29日,32歲的受害者安妮投訴遭一名自稱美國軍醫的網友企圖騙財,更透過視頻通訊拍下她的裸照作為威脅。
● 去年2月25日,一名20余歲的女執行員遭假冒“裴勇俊”的非洲網絡騙子騙走逾12萬5千令吉。
● 去年4月2日,26歲的女執行員第一次上網交友即遇上網絡騙子,遭對方騙走逾1萬令吉。
● 去年4月14日,44歲寡婦因感情空虛,遭比她年輕10歲的非洲男友設愛情陷阱,騙財騙色,損失10萬令吉。
● 去年5月24日,28歲女書記驚覺男友已婚而要求分手,結果遭對方以裸照威脅。在這之前,已婚男騙了她的4萬2千令吉。
● 去年6月4日,47歲家庭主婦受網絡老千甜言蜜語所騙而陷入愛情陷阱,結果遭對方以投資為名,騙走120萬令吉。
● 去年7月8日,50歲的中年女子遭網絡愛情騙子所騙,曾三度匯錢贖回“愛情郵包”,結果被騙走10萬令吉。
● 去年7月13日,34歲的朱小姐陷入一獅城男的網絡愛情陷阱,遭對方騙走29萬令吉。她過後發現另有6名女子曾遭對方騙財,她們損失15萬令吉。
● 去年11月16日,42歲單親媽媽遭網絡詐騙集團設下的“愛情郵包”陷阱,在8個月內遭7名疑來自同一集團的騙子聯合騙走3萬8千令吉。

Source: Sinchew

Ok, after I posted a conversation about love and how stupid it can make us be, I've found that me and my buddy were not really alone in this matter, but luckily, we didn't make any massive financial losses.

Look girls, I claim to be not an anti-fraud expert, but, whenever a man with cash strapped status asking for money (especially those that has huge "cash flow" problem), take a grain of salt for whatever he said. A real man doesn't ask money from girls for ego reason.

Also, what's up with women that are obsessed with white/Caucasian males and think they're finally found their true love of life??

Stupidity level: 10/10

Update: Even guys also fall into such traps. What comes around goes around.

Kim Jong-un Nonplussed by Binoculars

"North Korean state TV on Feb. 16 aired footage of leader Kim Jong-il's son and heir Jong-un holding a pair of binoculars upside down during an inspection of a military base in January.

The footage is all the more embarrassing since the inexperienced Kim junior has recently been appointed vice chairman of the all-powerful National Defense Commission. The propaganda has it that he graduated from the Kim Il Sung Military University, and he was given the status of a four-star general in September last year.

However, some experts say certain types of binoculars may look upside down.

Source: Can be found anywhere with Google

Yeah....I'm also nonplussed by the alleged blunder from a military ace cum heir apparent too. Rumour said he scored pretty well in military academy school and... he is the vice chairman of North Korea's National Defense Commission. I'm pretty worried on the North Korean's future...

On the other hand, he wasn't the last national leader who was caught acting like a sod...

Stupidity level: 10/10

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Love & relationship can make people stupid

I was having an online conversation with one of my good buddies. Recently, he was plagued by a relationship problem which can be attributed to differing views on "long-term commitment plan between two lovebirds". Problem like this can really affect your concentration during work and losing hope in continuing the relationship. Here's how the conversation unfolded with nom de guerre:

Pierre: flexible d. today in bad condition to do work

me: huh, what u mean bad?

Pierre: erm...just heart still affect by recently issue facing

me: means u still care for her. not like us, want to care for a girl oso no chance

Pierre: few year is not easy to forget

me: yea. tats y u need to work hard on maintainence

Pierre: i should admit that

me: dun feel despair

Pierre: I really lose in her hand

me: relationship is abt 2 ppl working hard to maintain. be patient la. the time will come if she feels suitable. maybe u can try to find out more on what she wants

Pierre: yup, u're right. "nothing gonna change my love for you" is best express what I'm feeling now

me: haha, give both of urself sometime. see, dun force/mention this topic too often, give both of u some space. let things occur smoothly. the best u can do is 增进感情,打开她的心窗,when the r/ship is close enough, u'll get what u hope 4

Pierre: bro, serious speaking, u sound like professional love advisor now. what u said is exactly correct

me: eh...shame on me la, if im love expert, my good friend or Stephanie is ady my gf

Pierre: the word u said is correct n making a sense. I totally agree what u said

me: it's like work loh, if u work too much, too stress n no rest, u start to hate the job, like my previous job, i used to hate it so much bcoz of its time n no freedom at all, no time to yam cha with u all also, but now i look back, i realized there was sweet time oso, same thing like r/ship, if u stress both of u too much, r/ship sure will be affected. what im suggesting is, continue to b romantic, give in more sweet talk, dun stress her on the future. let both of u enjoy the time being together, with time like tat, both of u will like 老夫老妻ady. whether marry or not, the time will eventually come

Pierre: Bro, 真的很谢谢你, you totally 'wake me' up, you are right, you are perfect, what you said is what I forget to do now :(. unfortunately, without you mention, I almost forget it

me: yeah, u got a relationship to cherish, unlike single like me. so cherish it

Pierre: I'm such a lousy men

me: there's a song call "Cherish" by kool & the gang, u shud download n listen, read the lyric's meaning, then u'll appreciate

Pierre: old song?

me: yeah, 80's, tats y i cherish all my friends i know n keep in contact

Pierre: I really hope that time can back now

me: too bad some high school friends didnt contact much n walk different lives, until we all feel like strangers. no, i wont let that happen anymore. the time sure can come back

Pierre: after u get everything, I start to lose myself

me: if u put in effort, date her this weekend, go somewhere else, talking heart 2 heart, tell her how much important she is to u

Pierre: I feel very guilty to her, what I'm doing recently, when I facing problem with her, at the same time, Linda comes back to look for me

me: stay focus

Pierre: then I start to chat more with Linda

me: dun be like me, career wise 三心两意,how 2 progress?

Pierre: I'm fuck n lousy man

me: i dun wan the same thing happened to me happen to u. remember what was the purpose u chase her? 当初的约定?

Pierre: yup

me: n she returned her love to u, dun betray that feelings

Pierre: I start to disturb her life first. now when we get used to each other. I start to ask for more. what I'm doing now. fuck man. I ald lose myself

me: no, ur not disturbing her, u were bringing happiness to her n u will still bringing happiness to her. tats all u do

Pierre: I will chase her back. I should keep the distance with ching yee

me: yeah, make clear of the status

Pierre: I should be loyal to her even though we facing relationship problem

me: meantime, apologize to her if u offended her

Pierre: I'm fuck. how can I make a girl cry. this shouldn't be happen

me: How did u fuck up?

Pierre: I'm fuck. I really is a big bad man. I shouldn't said sth hurt her n ignore her. I shouldn't pressure her

me: have u apologize yet? if not, better do it. Otherwise, you're the biggest douche of the universe

Pierre: I'm really lose myself

me: tell her tonight. tat u were sorry on what u said

Pierre: ok guy. thanks a lot. I think I should back home now

me: u said silly things bcoz u care too much 4 her

Pierre: prepare what I should do. what am I doing all the times b4

me: yeah, good luck to u tonight man!

Pierre: if don't have a girl accompany with me

me: remember, sincere apologize wins her heart back

Pierre: what is the pt that u get everytjhing. thanks guy

me: yeah, tats y i feel life is hopeless

Pierre: I really appreciate for ur help

me: i wish somebody like my good friend r there to support me. ur different. remember Appreciate her!
Cherish. i also go la, all the best mate!

Pierre: ok

To anyone bothers to read this, yeah, I guess there are times we act stupid and silly because of the very complex notion called love. I used to be so naive that love could exclusively mean happiness. Nah, it makes people feel despair, frustrated, envious and worse, leading to relationship chasm that might not be mended. And from the message above, you can see that I was being sentimental too! Hah! Guess that's part of life to make us more like... a human.

Oh funny part is, i was called relationship expert?? Oh please, i was spending my valentine alone for decades and I was bestowed by an undeserved honor.

Stupidity level: Indefinite.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Scientology = stupidology

Scientology - South Park Style

Vezi mai multe video din animatie

Among all the collective religions there are, Scientology, to me, is the silliest one ever conceived. The primary reason? Please view the video above. That's really actual representation of the origin of Scientology and problem lies with the origin. I mean, if Xenu wanted to tackle the problem of overpopulation within his realm, why did he have to waste so much resources just to ship aliens to Earth and drown them in hot lava? He could have just ship them directly to a nearest star, or, Auschwitz style them. And the souls of aliens? Don't get me started on that.

Thank you South Park for showing us how ridiculous is Scientology.

Stupidity level: 20/10

Monday, February 14, 2011

Teen idol drama/movie - just find it stupid...

A teen idol movie titled "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"

I can find millions of reasons of why teen idol drama/movie is stupid. The first and foremost is it always uses the same old formulaic way of narration: ugly Betty meets her prince charming, falls in love at first sight,  does a lot of things to impress prince charming, somehow somewhere in the middle of the story--she gets pretty, then somehow again prince charming finds that he has feeling for her too and the movie ends with both confessing their feelings for each other after which they would hug and kiss. wait, isn't that awfully similar to Cinderella story and multitudes of teen idol romantic dramas churned out by Taiwan and Korea??

I don't understand. It just doesn't make sense. How come people still wanna pay for a movie with a story that unfolds so predictably as easy as guessing the outcome of a soccer game between Brazil and Malaysia? By just watching the trailer, you'll know how the story goes and save the $14 ticket maybe for some massage therapy. To make my argument even solid, the acting is usually bad (see the trailer), poor side plot (likely there's another ugly teacher falls in love with another male colleague), low production values, etc etc. I so wish I could write a "better" bad review, can Roger Ebert do this for me??

Stupidity level: 8/10

Thursday, February 3, 2011

DP... Double Parking - This is fucking stupid


Above reflects the ultimate asshole attitude of Malaysian drivers. They love to park at their own will with total disregard of other people's conveniences. The worst case scenario is that the owner of DP is no where to be found and not even a fucking note was left on the car in which case we may use it to contact the owner. Also, they just never realize they can cause massive congestion if such misconduct is perpetrated at a narrow street. God, I would have stuff a banana into DP car's exhaust in the hope that the car would spew banana split when the fucker starts his car. Man.... I gotta stop writing this post before I pound my keyboard into powder.

On top of DP, there are lots more assholes with shitty parking skills can be found at Anyone catches drivers that park like douchebags may submit photos to the blog owner. 

PS: Try search "double parking" under Google Image. Chances of the pictures showing Malaysians doing so and putting your nationality into shame is around 40%.

Stupidity Level: 20/10

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Facebook support GIF? This is stupid

Seriously???? Saw this effing profile with GIF as portrait! See that pic with a mule face clapping his hands in motion? So Facebook finally came to its senses and allows GIF to be displayed as profile pic?

More details at HERE

Alright, I know this is effing down-syndrome-retard stupid. But it just never gets old and can't help doing it!

Stupidity Level: 7/10.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Really stupid post

Ok, I just gonna say a few things. The reason I'm opening this blog is that I've seen lots of stupid things happening around me, be it political, social, or trivial, most of them occur for really stupid reasons. The first stupid thing I'm gonna blog about is the template I've chosen for this site. Yeah, it looks really retarded. I was in a rush and I just wanna get the registration done quick. Yeah, looks cute but a little silly.

Stupidity Level: 2/10.