Thanks for stopping by, chumps.
To answer the first "related search", here's my reply:
Oh btw, butthole surfers is a rock band with a hit single "pepper". What? What were you trying to imagine?
Why butthole hurts? You have tried doing this. Didn't you?
Itchy butthole? Try de-itch it this way:
Stupidometer for thesaurus.com: 7/10 (Isn't asshole synonymous with butthole?)